ok, so i was walking with my piece of pie and all of a sudden austin says:

hey luke is there any more pie left?

and so i replied with a deep gravely batman-like voice: no

and i am thinking to myself: hehehe there IS more pie left.

austin: really?

me: no

austin: luke are you being serious?

me: no

austin: i will shank you if you dont tell me the truth.

me: *starts walking up the stairs* no

austin: ok next time i see you i will strangle you.

me: no

so i walk up the stairs and i am eating my pie and for some reason i go back downstairs. when austin sees me i run and he chases me effectively spilling all of the pie that was left. then he walks away and checks to see if there was more pie and low and behold there was one piece left.  he made me spill my pie for nothing

dad just updated to chrome and it is freaking awesome.

Chuck Norris murders somebody. what do you do?

hire 2 people. who are they?

1. Adrian Monk (with Natalie/Sharona as a bonus)

2. Shawn Spencer (with Gus as a bonus)